The Ribald Report

this is why we can't have nice things

how do you sort the segments of your life?

most of my later life is definitely sorted by song. right now, i’m going through the eisley’s the valley era, featuring the loss of my elise and end of my career with publix. my first car accident and major falling out with my mum was the delerium’s chimera era. then, there’s the franz ferdinand’s tonight era, where i liked a girl, but i guess she didn’t like me so much. an interesting one was my homeless summer, the detroit cobras era.